Sunday, February 6, 2011

Football and other Sports

Arron and a Football
In the spirit of today's Super Bowl I had to search long and hard to find even one photograph that tied my family to football. Thank you Mom for scanning your copy of our baby snuggling with a little plastic football that the portrait photographer wedged under his cute little chin.

I guess it's obvious that our family has never been that football oriented. For those of you who are like us, check out Cynthia Berger's Sports That Are Not Football / Lesser Known Sports & Athletes. Cynthia is a great writer and story teller as well as the woman who generously nominated me for WPSU's volunteer of the year.

The Spirit of Barney Nichols

During the 70's living on South Wayne Street we had one of those neighborhood guys who always showed up when my Dad was working on an outdoor project. Barney Nichols wasn't one to lend a hand but the sound of tools or maybe the sweat of elbow grease brought out his supervisory instincts.

We have a cat who is possessed by the spirit of Barney Nichols. Miles comes running when he hears the whine of our small saw or drill knowing that there is a construction project that he must oversee. One time we took out front door off it's hinges to add a sweep to the bottom. The other 2 cats flipped out, ran and hid, while Miles had his nose up to every tool we were using.


Today some of the deck screws that held our top porch step finally rusted to the point of letting loose and Jim had to get busy with repairs. Miles was beside himself that he couldn't see what was going on so I pulled up the giant cat scratching "condo" to watch out the front door.

Sometimes Miles will hear construction vehicles banging in the development near ours and he will give a low growl. I am starting to re-think the idea that he is afraid of them. Maybe he is just frustrated he can't go supervise.

With Miles and the spirit of Barney in mind I will round out this post with Jerry Seinfeld's opening dialog to the episode, Male Unbonding.

Most men like working on things, tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed a guy's out in his driveway working on something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood are magnetically drawn to this activity. 

They just come wandering out of the house like zombies. Men, it's true, men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just.. you know, they go running up to that living room curtain, "Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there." 

So they run over to the guy. Now they don't actually help the guy. No, they just want to hang around the area where work is being done. That's what men want to do. We want to watch the guy, we want to talk to him, we want to ask him dumb questions. 

You know, "What are you using, the Philips head?" You know, we feel involved. 

That's why when they have construction sites, they have to have those wood panel fences around it, that's just to keep the men out. They cut those little holes for us so we can see what the hell is going on. But if they don't cut those holes - we are climbing those fences. Right over there. "What are you using the steel girders down there? Yeah, that'll hold."

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Irish Vegetable Soup

EyeStorm

So destructive yet so beautiful, the Groundhog Day ice storm decorated our yard.







Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Early Spring!!

As the light grows longer
The cold grows stronger
If Candlemas be fair and bright
Winter will have another flight
If Candlemas be cloud and rain
Winter will be gone and not come again
A farmer should on Candlemas day
Have half his corn and half his hay
On Candlemas day if thorns hang a drop
You can be sure of a good pea crop

No shadow this year! Phil predicts an EARLY SPRING!!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Thoughts from the Road - #2111

Crazy B*tch

I was born in Washington DC and we lived in an apartment complex in Silver Spring, MD. I can't imagine that during the couple of years we lived there that they got as much snow as the DC metro area is getting this year! Many of you readers know that folks south of the Mason-Dixon line don't always know how to drive in the snow. A lot of times their tires are bald and they don't get enough practice knowing how to pull out and when to brake.

It was the winter just before I turned two that the area got a snowfall. I guess Dad hurt his back pretty badly trying to help a car that was stuck in the snow get out. The driver had been giving the car gas and spinning their wheels at such a speed they were screaming and whining. I don't know if his exasperated, "Crazy b*tch!" remark was before or after he hurt his back but it became one of the DC stories that was shared from my childhood.

My mom gave up her job with the FBI to raise me. She took me out to the park when the weather was fine and visited indoors with friends and other tenants during the rare times DC became unnavigable with snow. That same winter we were visiting one of Mom's friends in her apartment when the lady's priest stopped by for a visit. The way I imagine the next part of the story is that the adults had just enjoyed coffee and cake and clean-up was taking place. The lady turned on her in-sink garbage disposal and it gave out what to me would have been a very unusual squeal as it did it job. My comment was, "Crazy b*tch!" It must have sounded to me just like the tires I had heard spinning in the snow.

Forty-seven years later and no tire spinning for me today. School was canceled from another crazy winter storm but the weather is to turn even more icy in the next 24 hours. I got out and got my run in before the roads got even worse. I thought of Jim cheering me on, "Go, go, go!" This is also based on when I turned two and would say that as I held my two index fingers in the air. (See 1964 archives at this link.)

Today I started from the far end of our road, through a deep snow covered hill then up and into Stern's Crossing. I was really surprised that the roads in that fancy-shmancy development were so poorly maintained this morning! I dropped down onto Houserville Rd via October and Creekside Drives to add in an extra mile and was thrilled that next to no traffic was out.

Almost everywhere I ran only half of the road had been maintained. Luckily it was the side I was running on and it was a day to make certain to run facing traffic. As I jogged up Trout Rd a few people were out cleaning off their cars and I wished them a good morning. I don't think they were expecting to see me and there was a bit of surprise in their expression and voice as they returned my greeting.

I did a couple of laps on Spring Valley Rd but even the horses were staying in the barn this morning. The sky stayed grey and a spitting drizzle had started by the time I had made it 5.5 miles.

The 2 miles to home were very sloppy along Shilo Rd and through the Walmart complex. People were finally making it out into the world to get their shopping done. A Walmart employee was taking her smoke break and reading a book out in front of the store as I ran by. She looked up at me and her face had the same surprised expression as the residents on Trout Rd I had greeted. I suddenly got a clear picture of what they were all thinking about me, a seemingly insane woman running in terribly foul weather. "Crazy b*tch!"

Monday, January 31, 2011

Sunday, January 30, 2011

7 Squared Celebration continued

Chocolate Sunshine & Chocolate Mousstachio Cupcakes!
Dressed for fun!

Veggie Chili!

The Capitol Steps @ the State Theater.

Archives!!

As time allows, my goal is to scan in old photos (and slides?) that are not yet in digital format. Don't forget to look in the archived blog posts listed in the right hand column of this page. I did a 1974 post of some 6th grade track meet photos to show a little of what I hope to share. Stories will hopefully follow.

Morning Deer!!

Crazy Cats

Mooch snoozing...

... with a pink ring on her foot!

Miles licking a cheese puff.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

7 Squared Celebration

Jim's birthday weekend!
Yet another failed attempt to travel to Pittsburgh. We have been trying for almost a year now.

Jim reading of exciting local options. The snow made us stay very local.

Mooch was playing "face" with Jim and got hungry.

Zola started off our weekend, Friday after work.  Just a snack and a sip as we watch posturing professors and suck-up students.

Friday supper was a bit of Thai food at Cozy Thai Bistro.

The winter storm was in full swing Saturday but that did keep us from a light lunch at Otto's.

Our favorite waitress and fellow distance runner, Lynda.

Starting with a 10oz Apricot Wheat - Jim's brew of choice. Happy Birthday, Jim!!

Butternut Squash soup and a pretzel!

Shopping for supper at the Wegman's Olive Bar! Some of them are kind of obscene looking!

Not tappas, but a fine little spread for a couple who didn't like what was on the menu at any local Middle-eastern restaurant in the area.

Our Mediterranean meal. Miles liked the tzatziki!

Time to curl up and watch a movie. Birbanto's latest favorite thing to do, sit with his "Frank."

Friday, January 28, 2011

Thoughts from the "Road" - #12811

An Unsatisfactory Start

The huge drifts of snow in January 2010 caused my running schedule less problems than the much smaller ones this year. Last year, darting out for a few laps on a local street easily ate up 20 minutes. Even when it was bitterly cold I got out, started to sweat and was back in and stretching in no time at all. This year has been harder to rally knowing I will be out in the cutting breeze, stepping through icy hummocks and looking for safe places to run for an hour or two at a go.

My right knee is a little swollen from the uneven running-on-beach-sand type workouts I have lately in the deep snow on the bike path. This morning I had a plan to mix it up a little by utilizing Penn State's indoor track at the Ashenfelter Multi-Sport Facility.

I have been scoping the location out for about a month. Firstly, it was locked because it was the day before classes resumed. I had wrongly assumed that because PSU staff had been back to work for well over a week that the facility might be open.

Next, I went on a weekend when the track had an event going on. I could at least read the track rules and building hours, 8AM until Midnight. Over this period of time, I had unsuccessfully scanned all of the web pages associated with the facility to try to determine when classes or events were being held and if the general public were limited to specific hours.

The day of the track meet there was no one on hand to ask so I spent the next week trying to call for information. No one ever answered the phone so I planned on trying a run there the following week just after lunch. I entered the building for my third time during lunch so it was pretty much abandoned. There were a couple of people using part of the sprinting course within the track so I knew it was open. With no one at the reception desk, I went to change my clothes. When I came out, the desk was manned and I asked about public use. I was told Monday - Friday 8 AM until NOON. I was a little exasperated and shared that I had been trying to glean that information but no one had been answering their phone all week. I asked if I could, for just that day, use the track since it was being under utilized at that moment. I was given the ok with the understanding that I would have to leave if students, a class or a coach needed to use the area. My use of the facility was 20 minutes, not even 2 miles of running, before students began trickling in. At least I got to try out a pair of new shoes before I bundled up and walked across campus to my bus on one of the most bitter cold days this winter. What a lot of trouble.

It wasn't the bitterly cold but the piles of snow and slush that had been a challenge this week so this morning I was ready. I had planned last night to have my gear ready to go when Jimmy-the-Eye started out for work. When he dropped me at the facility @ 7:45 AM, I wasn't concerned if I couldn't get in for 15 minutes. Sure enough the doors were locked but I had warm up clothes over my shorts and t-shirt. I was dressed to run indoors but not yet sweaty so the wait would be fine. I only had to wait about 5 minutes until someone unlocked the door. I asked if I could wait in the warm lobby until the building was open and I was told that the building would be closed all day because of an event. I wanted to scream but thanked the fellow for cluing me in as I hustled off. Even if I changed into my new sneakers and dealt with my back pack banging around, I wasn't dressed to run outside. I chose the closest bus stop to try to get home and missed the bus by 2 minutes. I was forced to call Jimmy-the-Eye for a ride home.

I am trying to get over sulking about it. It seems I have put a lot of effort into this morning for nothing. I am trying to turn it around and make something good out of a bad start. I am like that on runs and races too; if things start off badly I have a difficult time turning it around. I let my head get in the way and it can dictate the mood for a while.

I am having a second cup of tea, finally writing in this blog for a bit, planning Jimmy-the-Eye's birthday weekend as well as my my parent's 50th wedding anniversary. I have a couple of art projects to get into and can revel in completing my taxes. I may not be out in the drifts of snow working out but I will plow my way through the day and strive to have a smile or two along the way.
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I did get a shorter more intense run in this morning. I took a round-about route in my studded shoes. Starting with a lap on my unplowed street, a quick down & up our hill then off to return a Redbox dvd to Walmart made it almost feel like I got a run in.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Afterimage 2


Poor RGBisMe had a few technical glitches and his whole wonderful blog, Afterimage, was send to roam freely into the nether regions of cyberspace. All of his hard work and past links are gone but I know in a couple of years it will be even better than it's predecessor. Until then, please visit (and follow if you choose) Afterimage at this link.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

April Foolishness


Something I am looking forward to in early April. Double the miles of the race I entered last year at that time is the Capital 10-Miler.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Thoughts from the Road - #11911

Images from Winter Runs
Mile 4/6 on Spring Valley Road, past the horses. I saw a juvenile Northern Harrier near here this day and ran directly under an American Kestrel sitting on a line.

Mile 5/13 today. I 99 passing over the Bellefonte Central Rail Trail which was 6 miles of sloggy slush, the whole way to Waddle and back.

Detail of above.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Buff Brit in a (Wet) White Shirt

We stayed up uncharacteristically late to watch the Golden Globe Awards last evening. The nominated movies and actors we were unfamiliar with far outnumbered the ones we have seen.

A highlight was seeing Michael Douglas present the last award. The man has come through a rough battle with throat cancer and is was moving to see him on the winning side of it.

Claire Danes won an award for her portrayal of Temple Grandin in the film of the same name. Mss. Danes and Grandin were seated together and their genuine reactions were priceless. Seeing the famous autistic woman sitting at the Golden Globe tables was more thrilling than all of the other star spotting (and Jackie Reyes! at The Social Network table?).

Worse than catching 25% of the actors mid-chew in candid shots was Natalie Portman's acceptance speech of Best Actress for her performance in Black Swan. She stood on the stage in a gown of flowing pink icing accentuating her baby bump and blathered about her foul haired fiancé, "Thank you to Benjamin, who is helping me continue this creation of creating more life," as she patting her belly.

Portman, 29, noted that Millepied, 33, choreographed the flick and also had a small role, playing a ballet-dancer character who said he "wouldn't sleep" with Portman's ballerina.

"It's not true!" Portman said, laughing. "He totally wants to sleep with me!"

In total contrast to her lack of decorum, Colin Firth accepted his Best Actor award soon after. We have enjoyed his work for many years. Hearing him speak with intelligence, gentle humor and aplomb made me glad for watching and relieved that I could still respect him as a person and not have it tarnish my enjoyment of his performances. He has recently been recognized for having the look of the moment and we smiled last night that he was again in a smart white shirt.

We have enjoyed Firth's performances since we first saw him as Mr. Darcy in BBC's 1995 mini-series, Pride & Prejudice. Since then, we have started to notice that in many films, he is required to show off his well structured torso in white shirts, frequently wet from some activity or another in the movie. We now have our own "wet t-shirt" game of watching to see when Colin Firth appears in each film in that manner. It adds a new level of excitement watching Mama Mia, St Trinian's, Love Actually as well as Pride & Prejudice. We will have to re-watch Bridget Jones's Diary and are looking forward to his award winning performance in The King's Speech. Who knows, maybe it starts to rain while this well spoken actor gives his performance of the signature speech!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Thoughts from the Road - #11211

Not Now, I'm Doing Math

We used to steal our son's shoes off of his feet on long trips in the car as one of the many ways to fight off boredom and stay engaged. Before Kindergarten, he became obsessed with general math and begged us to give him problems to solve to pass the time. When he wasn't in the mood for playing around and having his feet tickled he would seriously tell us, "Not now, I'm doing math." Math was too important to be interrupted with a frivolous game.

I have never enjoyed crunching numbers and sometime about 8th grade I ended up feeling very stupid when it came to Algebra. I had been placed in a group of students who were set on an accelerated path through Junior High School, we were constantly pushed to enroll in classes that were 2 years more advanced than anyone else in our grade. I did excel in many topics but math was not one that came easily and I struggled to keep up. The track we were on was clearly outlined as a long series of advanced math courses for years. I was relieved at the beginning of my senior year when I had enough math credits accumulated to graduate and could have a year without any math class and take on 2 science classes.

As a runner, I find myself thrust back into doing math more often than I would like. I am not a maniac about bettering my time and don't really keep an eye on my watch for that reason. If I do have to be at a specific location by a specific time, that ends up requiring... math.

As an example, Monday I wanted to set out from home to run 10 miles. I had never run that far in the snow before so I wanted to be generous with the amount of time I would need and estimated 2 hours (my 10 miler normally would be closer to 1:42:00). Because of the snow, I didn't want to have to run the final mile back to my house which is all uphill and a gravel snow covered road part of the way. I asked Jimmy-the-eye to pick me on his way home for lunch at a park that is enroute.

With all of the above information, I needed to figure out when to turn around to make it back to the park close to when he was to pick me up. This required me to see how long it took me to get to the park (about 2 miles into my run) and subtract that out of my remaining time and distance for the return. Then I realized that I had to cut that time in HALF when applying it to my finale 8 or so miles because I would be running that time in both directions. AUGH! All I wanted was to take a run!

On top of all of that, I was carrying water and fuel which I wouldn't need for my entire run. I like to refuel about 40 minutes/ 4 miles into my run and once more at 8 miles. I spent most of my first 4 miles trying to figure out exactly where to drop my water bottle in the snow so that I would be running back past it for my 8 mile refueling. This, of course, required that I had a plan for exactly where/when I would be turning around. My first 4 miles were super-saturated with little math problems. Next time I will plan ahead and wear my CamelBak.

I need to mention that I can't do math when I am really exerting myself so my figuring has to be put on hold if I have any hills to run up. I also need to focus if I share any of my route on roads that have traffic; no math on roads. Loose dogs, tricky footing, wedgies, running snot and any malfunctioning gear will all cause my calculations to be put on hold (at best) or be totally forgotten (at worst). It may surprise you that I can walk/run and chew gum at the same time, I just can't do math.

On the plus side (pun intended), once I have figured out the general length of a route it is much easier to know how to tackle it in the future. Running by a landmark I will think, "Oh, that's my 8 mile point when I start from point X and run route Y," even though it would only be my mile 3 for that day. I don't forget things like that if I have put effort into getting it straight a run or two in the past. I don't want to have to do the math more than once.

It is said, to run a strong race a runner is encouraged to run negative splits. That means for each mile you run it is a good practice to try to run each additional mile a little bit faster than the last. More math. I have been coasting along at a 10 (something) minute mile pace for quite a while. I think I could probably train to get a little stronger but I will be honest, I like working with 10s. The only race I where I had my splits written down, they stayed tucked neatly away in my SPIbelt as I struggled to keep myself moving forward at any pace. For the time being, I will just be glad to run my second half of anything faster than my first half.

Maybe I am becoming more comfortable with the mathematical challenges running has thrown at me. I was pleased to recently realize that I almost naturally run the tangents of any race course. That has not been, however, to make better time nor that I relish Euclidean vectors. I can easily be distracted from doing math but I won't run any farther in a race than I absolutely have to. I'm not that stupid.

Arm Warmers out of Socks

Sale socks from Target are exactly what I have been looking for to make these arm warmers.