I Don't Like Piña Coladas

What I really don't like is the number one song that brought in 1980, The Piña Colada Song. The lyrics tell of a guy that decides to cheat on his "old lady" because he is bored with her. In the end (the double double twist), the song makes out like it's all cool because the personal ad he answers turns out to be hers. I think this song and whole attitude is as sickening as the syrupy farce of a tropical beverage it's named after.